awRite, I'm poRn God.
(You can CalL Me Sir.)
I’m Sir Dominic Scott. Born in Glasgow in ‘88, broken in all over: England, Italy, the US. But Scotland’s always been home. I live with my loyal sub Chunk (he codes, mods The Cult of Sir, makes the filthiest bate loops imaginable on
his Patreon) and our two dogs, Hector and Dante. Quiet. Controlled. Exactly how I like it.
With a Master’s in Human Behaviour and Psychosexual Studies, my focus was always on what drives people, what makes them ache, obey, tick. That academic curiosity bled naturally into clinical practice, where I spent over 15 years as a Specialist Nurse in Cognitive and Continence Care within NHS Scotland. Then came COVID. Silence. Stillness. Burnout, weed, and a long hard look at what the hell I was doing with my life. So I pivoted, ditched the scrubs, took everything I knew about bodies, brains, and behaviour, and decided to do something better. Something mine. Art. Queer fucking art.

Nowadays? Currently the mastermind behind
The Vault, the internet’s #1 (largest and most comprehsnsive) personal kink hypnosis library. Over 2,500 original files, not including video. 8.1 million views across various social platforms. 2-3K daily listens. Over 10K users and growing.
No team. Just lil' old me, workin' away, 24/7, 365.
Porn god magic. Right there.
Diagnosed with ADHD as a kid. Early NHS Ritalin trial subject. I’m convinced it rewired my brain in a way that made all of this possible; hyperfocus, control, obsession, creativity.
My favourite film is You’ve Got Mail. Or Interstellar. Depends if I’m high or heartbroken. Red’s my favourite colour (the crowd gasps). Meat and cheese (plain ass good ass burger) is my favourite food. I love audiovisual design, branding, working out, overeating, Twitch lazy watching, my dogs, and weed. Especially weed.
Sir loves weed.
By day, I run a job that sends me all over (sometimes); LA, New York, Ohio, England, Tokyo, etc. By night, I build empires from my workstation and melt minds for fun.
Everything I do is intentional. Everything is a reference, a callback.
You’re here because you were meant to be.

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